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Song-a-Day project continues
As you can probably tell, my goal is now to write a song on those days when I actually have one to write. This one came to me in the shower earlier this week and wouldn't leave me alone until I finished it. The title was previously used by Firesign Theater. Drat them! Most of it scans to the song as written, but since the original doesn't exactly hold steady on syllables per line from one verse to the next, I took a few liberties. For example, in the word "Philadelphia," the line works for singing if you hold "del" for two beats. W.C. Fields Forever (tune: Strawberry Fields Forever, Lennon/McCartney) by Blind Lemming Chiffon Why don't you sit down, 'cause we're gonna watch W.C. Fields Bought the boxed sets We will laugh our insides out W.C. Fields forever Looking for loopholes in Bibles, Never was fit for honest work. Became a juggler and did comedy on the side, And then, one Christmas day, he died. Living with Carlotta Monti, Who ever thought she'd write that book? William Claude Dukenfield, Mahatma Kane Jeeves Larson E. Whipsnade, he's all three. Never gave a sucker an even break, Said, "Don't trust a man who doesn't drink." On the whole, he'd rather be in Philadelphia. So, now, let's watch that DVD. |
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New song
Dr. Demento by Blind Lemming Chiffon to the tune of Santa Lucia Dr. Demento For President, oh We won't relent, no Dr. Demento! Dr. Demento Like a pimento, You're heaven-sent, oh Dr. Demento! I started singing this one in the shower this morning and now I can't stop. HELP ME! |
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Is anyone in filkdom aware of this gem by Chris Smith? Should oughta be!
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My backwards con report, part 2
Well, I got my water turned back on, called the water company, explained the misunderstanding, and they are kindly waiving the $100 turnon fee. Turns out they abandoned MyCheckFree in October, and sent out emails, which I didn't read, and MyCheckFree decided not to send any notification and just leave it looking like they were waiting to get the bill from Denver Water. So, I'm doing some laundry now, and while I wait for the washing machine so I can take a shower and get to work, thought I'd put together another segment on FKO 2008. Woke up Sunday morning late and happy. Daytime is kind of a blur in my mind - I remember hanging out in hallways and con suites, talking to various people, showing Peter Alway my new banjo uke, jamming a bit in Alderwood, and catching the hall of fame concert, which was great as usual, although I must admit I have a bit of difficulty figuring out why some people like that song "Ship of Stone." Maybe I don't get what it's about or something. Saturday afternoon, I missed many of the concerts (to my regret), and performed my recently-posted song "While I'm Here," in the one-shots which got great audience response and which I plan to keep in my repertoire. Let's see -Am position, capo 3 - making a mental note. Tony and Vixy's concert was a must-see - I've been a fan since I first heard them at the NASFiC in 2005 - and it was just SO GOOD! I was kind of hoping they'd do Emerald Green, and wish Tony had done a song or two - I really like the way he covers Jonathan Coulton, but in spite of all that, not disappointed at all. |
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Recent events
Monday morning was relatively uneventful - shuttle, airport, overpriced breakfast at Friday's, Detroit stopover, nothing worth buying or even looking at in an hour spent shopping at the Detroit airport (unlike Philadelphia, which has GREAT airport shopping.) 3 hours on plane from Detroit to Denver. Rotating oversize luggage racks in Denver STILL not working. I wonder how much we the taxpayers paid for those. Saved $4 on airport shuttle by reserving round trip in advance. Arrived home and there is a notice on my door that my water has been shut off. I thought my billing was set up at MyCheckFree.com, but apparently the water people haven't been communicating with them. I haven't been able to get the MyCheckFree site to come up (sometimes when I'm away for a few days the satellite internet service I have is kind of slow, and I have 3-year old software for a number of very good reasons, so when various websites update their stuff, I get left behind.) So anyhow, I got home 3:30 and called the water company at 3:40, and they said I missed the 3:30 deadline and I can't get my water turned back on until tomorrow morning. So, I stopped at the library to see if I could use a computer for free - FAT CHANCE - all occupied, mostly by guys with waist-length hair who look like they haven't ever left their seats. Stopped at Quizno's for a submarine sandwich, then Kinko's to find out how much they charge to use a computer. $12.00 an hour! No way. |
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While I'm Here
While I'm Here Tune: When I Go, by Dave Carter Lyrics by Blind Lemming Chiffon, 3/18/2008 Sit in the circle, don't say a thing I must hear pretty music while I'm here When it's your turn, be ready to sing I must listen intently while I'm here You may bellow like a banshee, or sing loudly and off key, If you're a talented professional, it's all the same to me I must pounce upon your songs and I'll absorb them like a sponge The celebration never quite gets done, the circle must go on, while I'm here Soon to be my turn, ready to go I will strum ukulele while I'm here Fire burns within me, soft steady glow I must sing you my new song while I'm here I must catch another airplane, I must see my friends again Sing in broken voice at four A.M. just like a dog in pain I must take a dose of strong caffeine, stay up 'til dawn is near I'll post my new song here on LJ, hope that someone out there likes it while I'm here It's seven in the morning and at last it's time to sleep There's a sign upon my doorknob, and a solemn vow to keep For the sound of roaring vacuum cleaners, that's a thing I fear And I must bundle up, wear earplugs, let no light disturb my slumber while I'm here Daytime, the concerts, hearing my friends Hope they'll let me sing with them while I'm here World of dreams where the song never ends I must sit 'til my back hurts while I'm here And should you hear me sing a song you like, no matter how absurd, Please don't be afraid to tell me, or to ask me for the words. I'll accept your admiration, if it's honest and sincere, And if you don't like my singing, will you please keep your mouth shut, while I'm here |
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Arthur C. Clarke died tomorrow
It's true - I've seen dozens of posts, today, on 3-18-08, stating that Sir Arthur C. Clarke died on 3/19/08. What a crowning final achievement for this writer, scientist and futurist - to die in the future, thanks to the international date line. |
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What I wrote for my mom's celebration of life (memorial service) today
When we lose someone close to us, one natural thing that most people need is to have some object, or even a memory, that ties us to that person and helps us to remember them. It's very important to keep our connection to the past as we move ahead. The one possession of my mother's that I wanted most to keep is a piece of black-on-black pottery made by a Santa Clara Indian, signed R. (probably Ramona) Sisneros. I don't know how valuable it is, but to me it is priceless, because of the moment I shared with my mother, when I was about 10 or 12 years old. I saw it on display at Charlie Eagle Plume's shop, and pointed it out to my mother. Something about how it has two handles that are wrapped around each other made it stand out, and she agreed with me and bought it. My mother was always fascinated with Native Americans, and had many books about their culture, jewelry, pottery and so on. It might have been that same day that Charlie, the owner of the shop, taught me something that has stayed with me my entire life. He gathered everyone in the shop together and had us sit in a circle on the floor. Then, of all those people, he picked me out, and asked me, "What is the most valuable thing in the world?" Being the materialistic coin-collecting brat I was, I guessed, "Um - the Hope Diamond?" "No, that's not it." "The gold in Fort Knox?" "No." "I was stumped, and sat there in silence. "The most valuable thing in the world," said Charlie, "is a friend." Now that I am 52, I have many friends, some of them still here, others gone. It is important to me to keep my connections, both to the present and to the past, and while I am still materialistic to a degree, the way I look at the objects I keep around me has changed. I have a collection of autographed books and records, and, for me, those autographs help me to hang on to my connection to that person and their work, however small that link might be. Just the memory, for example, of standing in line with hundreds of avid fans to get blues superstar Taj Mahal's autograph on a CD, and his taking a moment to shake my hand, means a great deal to me. My guitar teacher took a 13-year-old wannabe rock 'n' roller Beatles fan, and introduced me to the music of black Americans whose music rock 'n' roll was based on. I learned guitar pieces by Elizabeth Cotten, Reverend Gary Davis, and most important of all, Mississippi John Hurt. John's records taught an entire generation of guitar players how to play, and I am one of them. I spent hour after hour listing to my one John Hurt record and trying to figure out how he made that guitar sound so great. Dick Waterman, a noted music photographer, and John Hurt's manager, wrote this in the liner notes of the John Hurt tribute CD: "One of the last times I had with John was at the Cafe Lena in Saratoga Springs, New York. As we were packing up the guitar after the show, a young man came into the dressing room. 'John,' he said, 'When will I see you again?' John laid a towel over the guitar and then closed the lid of the case. He turned and spoke slowly, 'Well now, you can see me any time you want.' The young man was puzzled by the response. 'I mean, when are you coming back here?' John smiled and shook his head. 'You'll have to talk to Dick about that. But, you know, I don't have to come back here for you to be seeing me again.' The room was quiet while the young man and I waited for John to explain. He touched his chest with the fingers of his right hand. 'Now that I met you, I took you to be my friend and I brought you down here into my heart. And if you take me to be your friend, then I'll be right down there in your heart. So any time you want me to be with you, all you have to do is think about me, and I'll just come right up out of your heart and I'll be there with you. That's the way it is with friends. They live forever in your heart. Any time you want me to be with you, you just think about Mississippi John Hurt, and I'll come right up out of your heart and I'll be with you forever.' " |
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Why I am beginning to really hate PayPal - any suggestions?
The full text of the emails back and forth, minus personal information, is behind the cut. ( Read more ) |
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New revised songwriting project
Well, obviously, the song a day thing was a trifle optimistic, so I'm changing my goal to this: I will write a song and share it every time one occurs to me. Here's one that came to me earlier today. I Love My Beanie (Tune: I Love My Shirt, Donovan, album title: Barabajagal) Do you have a beanie you really love, One that you feel so fannish in? You don't even mind if I spin the propeller That only makes it nicer still. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. Do you have a button you really love, Ones that you feel so fannish in ? It tells everyone "Klingon Spoken Here." That only makes it nicer still. I love my buttons, I love my buttons, My buttons are comfortably fannish. I love my buttons, I love my buttons, My buttons are comfortably fannish. When I wear them on an airplane, Everybody points and stares at me. Yes, I wear 'em on the airplane Because I'm going to a con, I've got this stuff on They know I'm going to a con. I've got 'em on Do you have a t-shirt you really love, One that you feel so fannish in ? A t shirt you bought at a con last year That only makes it nicer still. I love my t-shirt, I love my t-shirt, My t-shirts are comfortably fannish. I love my buttons, I love my buttons, My buttons are comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I see most of you dress the same. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. I love my beanie, I love my beanie, My beanie's so comfortably fannish. |
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HAHAHAHAHA - actually, I dropped out of high school when I was 17. Yay dropouts!
You paid attention during 100% of high school! 85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap! |
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Utah Phillips
Utah Phillips, folklorist, songwriter and storyteller, is having some tough times. Health care for aging musicians in this country is of similar or lesser quality to the health care received by prison inmates and skid row bums. I doubt that any future health care reform will come soon enough to help Utah Phillips. I know many of you are die-hard folkies and are already familiar with his work. Myself, I own autographed copies of all his albums and CDs. If you're not familiar with his stuff, might I suggest now would be a good time to pick up a CD or two, and that if you buy them direct from him, well, that would really be cool. My own recommendations for getting started are his early albums, with most of his best original songs, including Good Though and El Capitan, both of which are pretty much included in the boxed set. http://wilderside.wordpress.com/200 |
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song # 18 of my way-behind song-a-day project
These Foolish Things (tune: These Foolish Things) parodied from a transcription of the Ella Fitzgerald recording A one-way ticket to Upper Silesia Some customs agents here who want to seize ya The way a monkey swings These foolish things remind me of you. Loud gunshots ringing in the neighbor's basement Or how much better I could have this day spent My right arm in a sling These foolish things remind me of you. You wore that cheap gorilla suit You scratched and asked for cheese. I knew somehow that you had fleas The winds that blow the shingles off my cottage Touching a wire of enormous wattage Those packing peanuts that cling These foolish things remind me of you Those fresh spring flowers that make me allergic The way a judge smirks at a guilty verdict How Jerry Lewis sings These foolish things remind me of you The stroke of midnight when I smell that pumpkin The shallow river that the lemmings jump in A broken mattress spring These foolish things remind me of you I think of when I first found you, Of how much it has cost, Oh, how I wish that you'd stayed lost. Waking up to the gentle bites of vipers A parking ticket on my windshield wipers The crimes of evil kings These foolish things remind me of you A favorite TV show, now only reruns Attacked by 47 hungry sea lions A neck I want to wring, These foolish things remind me of you The smell of gases rising from the sewer Those paddles shocking me, still turning bluer Those broken guitar strings These foolish things remind me of you I think how long I've known you, And it's been way too long, Oh, how I wish that you were gone. The scent of burning trash that gives me headaches Waiting at home all day for (censored) FedEx The itch that turns to a sting These foolish things remind me of you. |
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Why I haven't been writing any songs lately - PLEA FOR HELP!
I have what seems to others like a "minor" health problem, but it isn't minor to me. Symptoms are deep under-the-skin itchy red blotches on hands, feet, scalp, arms, chest and back.feet, sometimes developing into hard painful bumpy spots. Right now I have one of the bumpy spots on my foot and I can't put my shoes on. This has been going on maybe 4 weeks. I first tried all the usual OTC remedies - they cost a lot, and provide either zero or temporary (like 5 minutes) relief. The first doc thought it was some kind of allergy or cold sores, gave me Doxepin (I take Allegra and had already tried adding some Benadryl) and said it should work in 3-4 days. It didn't. The second doctor thinks what I have is hives, said I should have given the meds 2-3 weeks (come ON - I'm SUFFERING here) and switched me to Hydroxyzine and Triamcinolone Acetonide Cream USO 0.1%. That was 5 days ago. The red spots on my arms disappeared after 24 hours. but now they're coming back and it's also on my scalp, the back of my neck, etc. The cream does provide temporary relief to where I can sleep for 2-3 hours at a time. And no, I haven't changed anything about my diet, environment or personal products lately. I'm not asking for or expecting any free medical advice, but do any of you know any good home remedies that I haven't tried yet? Let's see, I've tried vitamins of all kinds, eucerin cream, hydrocortisone cream, gold bond cream, vaseline intensive care, cutting things out of my diet (I have no history of food allergies, but what the heck), pain meds and just relaxing. My BP is 130/82 according to my home monitor. And yes, I plan to try the doctor again on Monday. This time, I'll try to get either my PCP or a dermatologist. |
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Many news media outlets advocating mass murder of children for Xmas - details at 11:00
http://www.childrenscrusade.com/ahccmed Have any of you ever read about the Crusades? Here is what the dictionary has to say about it: cru·sade Pronunciation: \krü-ˈsād\ Function: noun Etymology: blend of Middle French croisade & Spanish cruzada; both ultimately from Latin cruc-, crux cross Date: circa 1708 1: capitalized : any of the military expeditions undertaken by Christian powers in the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries to win the Holy Land from the Muslims 2: a remedial enterprise undertaken with zeal and enthusiasm The Crusades, as I read about them many years ago in school, were a time of chaos and mass murder, when frenzied religious zealots went off and destroyed opposing churches, killed large numbers of people, burned heretics and conducted auto-da-fes and such. To celebrate this insanity, the equivalent in its time of last century's holocaust in Germany, or the bombing of the world trade center on 9-11, by having such things as the Billy Graham Crusades, Campus Crusade for ----, or this particular crusade, is, to me, glorifying the mass murder of all those who don't agree with the self-proclaimed xn majority. Would anyone think of publicizing a Children's Holocaust, or giving air time to a Billy-Graham-Let's-Kill-or-Convert-All-t These people are sick and evil. Those who do not learn from history... |
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Some things I'm thankful for (and not so thankful for) in this festive season
Well, I'm thankful for my friends, and my LJ friends, two groups that intersect to some degree. Which is one reason why some parts of this message will be behind a cut. I'm sort of happy the worldcon is coming to Denver, that I get to work on it, and that we were able to get Kathy Mar as Special Music Guest. And I'm thankful to have lived to be 52, with most of my faculties intact and to have the ability to reason and question. Yes, every day, I look up at the sky, clench my fist, and shout, ( Thank god I'm an atheist! ) And, having completed my rant, I'm thankful for owning my own house, in which I will now comfortably crawl into bed and sleep soundly. |
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A song that makes me cry every time I hear it
http://www.tompaxton.com/audio/the_brav I am SO lucky. I get to hear Tom Paxton in concert both Friday AND Saturday next weekend. And this will be like the 5th, 6th or maybe 7th time. If any of you will be at GaFilk, Consonance or OVFF and would like me to get you an autographed Tom Paxton CD (at cost), please let me know. I just listened to "The Bravest" twice in a row. I think I may be dehydrated. (I wonder if he's ever heard "The Murderous Little Toy"...) |
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